Sunday, 22 March 2015

Why wont gifs move on blogspot?

There has been quite alot of talk regarding the refusal of gifs to move on various websites, especially blogspot when viewed on mobile phone devices, especially android. I myself have noticed this and am pleased to say I have a sort of solution.
Gifs take up rather alot of memory and phone credit, much more than static images when being browsed. You may not have enough RAM at any one time to show them moving.
Before you browse, select the ram icon on the task manager and, acting with caution and following the on screen advice, simply clear the RAM memory.
Then, after waiting a moment begin browsing the net as normal. You should by now find that most of the on page gifs you view will run, including annoying pop up adverts for video games and films about naked ladies.

Ahem.

It's that simple.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Issue Seven.

Bert after Ernie is a deliberate follow up to Maxwell Yazpetilok's genius "Recently Widowed Stand Up Comic" which you can read here. The most depressing yet funny comic ever produced. I don't know if I was trying to out sadness Max but I was certainly going for a similar vibe.